The Doggie Song
The dogs, they had a party,
they came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi,
and some dogs came by car.
Each dog signed his name
upon a special book.
And each dog hung his asshole
upon a special hook.
One dog was not invited,
and this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party
and loudly shouted FIRE!
The dogs got so excited,
they all forgot to look.
And grabbed the nearest asshole,
from off the nearest hook.
This is a sad, sad story,
for it is very sore,
to wear another’s asshole,
you’ve never worn before.
So this is why when dogs roam,
o’ver land or sea or foam,
they sniff each other’s asshole,
in hope they find their own.
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My friend Andy recited this verbatim the other night after class as we were walking to the Metro.
