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I make Internets and do political stuff and go to GWU. Exciting, huh?
Jan 31 '10

The Doggie Song

The dogs, they had a party,
they came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi,
and some dogs came by car.

Each dog signed his name
upon a special book.
And each dog hung his asshole
upon a special hook.

One dog was not invited,
and this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party
and loudly shouted FIRE!

The dogs got so excited,
they all forgot to look.
And grabbed the nearest asshole,
from off the nearest hook.

This is a sad, sad story,
for it is very sore,
to wear another’s asshole,
you’ve never worn before.

So this is why when dogs roam,
o’ver land or sea or foam,
they sniff each other’s asshole,
in hope they find their own.

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My friend Andy recited this verbatim the other night after class as we were walking to the Metro.

Jan 29 '10
Puppy time!
Don’t you have work you should be doing right now?

Puppy time!

Don’t you have work you should be doing right now?

Jan 27 '10
Via @edvard_grieg and @chiefBrwnMeanie. TinEye consulted but no match. If you made it, tell us. It’s a winner.

Via @edvard_grieg and @chiefBrwnMeanie. TinEye consulted but no match. If you made it, tell us. It’s a winner.

Jan 27 '10
insooutso:

Call me on this day and I’ll pay attention.Flickr.

insooutso:

Call me on this day and I’ll pay attention.

Flickr.

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Jan 23 '10

3am. Can’t sleep. Messing around with Tumblr themes.

This week I finished up and launched the new website for the media consulting firm I work for. Soon we’ll be re-working our interactive firm’s website, too. And there’s my own crappy portfolio site that could really use some love. All of this to say that it’s hard building your own stuff. The deadline pressure of actual client work forces us to think creatively and move our butts (especially in the heat of a campaign). And then we make some really cool stuff. But I’ve never set a deadline for finishing my own dumb site or really sitting down and crafting my own custom Tumblr theme.

Probably because grad school work keeps popping up and eating my weekends. Not that that’s a bad thing, but in May I’ll be done. And then there’s the election. So we’ll see.

Need sleep.

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Jan 22 '10
ruh-roh…

ruh-roh…

Jan 20 '10
The House Democrats have scheduled a caucus meeting for this afternoon. That’s where they’re either going to snap out of it, get their act together and move forward or decide that they’re just going to give up and collapse into a bowl of jello.

All On the President | Talking Points Memo

OMG, I WONDER WHICH ONE IT’S GONNA

Jello.

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Jan 13 '10
Why newspapers are dying. 

Try to put *this* on dead tree pulp, you wankers.

Why newspapers are dying. Try to put *this* on dead tree pulp, you wankers.

Jan 12 '10
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Because he’s a much better writer, his show doesn’t try for the lowest common denominator, and the band doesn’t cue you to laugh at every *joke* with a suspended chord flourish.

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Because he’s a much better writer, his show doesn’t try for the lowest common denominator, and the band doesn’t cue you to laugh at every *joke* with a suspended chord flourish.

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Jan 7 '10

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